I went to the Action (cheap cheap, hallelujah) and bought a tiny pool for 2 bucks 99.
Perrrrrfect.
Now we are People with a Pool.
I'm thinking of buying an SUV-type of car (on credit, lest you think I actually have money, guffaw), perhaps a Nissan or something Japanese which might just last forever.
New couch, pool, an SUV...
Methinks I'm turning into one of those people.
Sigh.
Then I withdrew my very last money from the bank, and spent it on Indian food and a budget-friendly 3 liter box filled with shimply delishush Chardonnay (horror-filled cringe: confirmation of the above class distinction).
Pretty soon we'll have a horrid little poodle called 'Chardonnay' or 'Chablis' or something footballer's wife-like.
Drunk, poor, hot (not innately, just the weather) but happy.
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.
Then I withdrew my very last money from the bank, and spent it on Indian food and a budget-friendly 3 liter box filled with shimply delishush Chardonnay (horror-filled cringe: confirmation of the above class distinction).
Pretty soon we'll have a horrid little poodle called 'Chardonnay' or 'Chablis' or something footballer's wife-like.
Drunk, poor, hot (not innately, just the weather) but happy.
.
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